In the face of criticism, Donald Trump has dedicated himself to an unusual routine in the doorway of the Oval Office.
Jurassic Park was full of shit, and so were the dinosaurs.
Some helpful tips for a happy meal.
(And we aren't even friends.)
An old employee returns to Pizza Ranch to take advantage of the buffet.
The NFL and Stan Kroenke reminded St. Louis that David is always left to pay the price of doing business.
Running away from home and running into 2016.
Originally written in the spring of 2005. By a very real sixth grader.
The Abercrombie model is abolished, but it's never too late for an apology.
From a distance, it can look like the other two apples are romantically involved.
Grappling with the heavy-handed (and hairy) fists of the irresponsibly responsible man.
Couchface spares no expense. We needed a bright mind to tackle hot sports topics of the day. So we went and asked the greatest, most American athlete of all time. Yes, that’s right. Brett Favre. Of course, Brett is no easy man to reach. In fact, Brett Favre’s official website, officialbrettfavre.com, says this about contacting Brett through email: “We can’t disclose that information as he would be overwhelmed with emails.” (Too true!) Instead, we pop on some wranglers...
t was never about guilt. I still don’t know if Adnan Syed strangled Hae Min Lee. But I remember the ride alongside both the fellow devoted and the previously uninitiated who collectively jumped headfirst into Serial. Week by week, Sarah Koenig enthralled fans through her accumulative approach to the story of Lee’s murder and Syed’s subsequent conviction. Serial transcended its humble medium, finding its way into dorm room and dinner table conversation and sending thousands of...
I bought that bitch a bag by mistake. I bought your bitch a bag by mistake!